ABANDONED DRAFT #1

Why is my chocolate cute? Why do Lindt think I'm going to want to eat it more if it looks like a happy chicken? Personally, I would prefer it if the chocolate came wrapped as a microbe, as knife crime or as deforestation, because then at least I could justify my gluttony. When it's so adorable, though, I feel repulsed at my own enjoyment as I crunch through its skull, collecting the fragments in its empty body.